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TEN USEFUL TIPS: Student's Productions 01

10 TIPS FOR YOUR OPPONENT TO BE     TERRIFIED PLAYING SOCCER

1)Tell your opponent: If you score a goal la llorona will get you.
2)Tell your opponent: If you get the ball the boogeyman will get you.
3) Tell your opponent: If you play well I will hit you.
4) Tell your opponent: If you head the ball your head will fall down.
5) Tell your opponent: If you look back you will see la monja.
6) Tell your opponent: If you come near me I tear the head.
7) Tell your opponent: If you hit me I will tell your mom.
8) Tell your opponent: If I hit you and you tell the referee, I will hit you more.
9) Tell your opponent: If you dont miss de penalty I will put a spider on your head.
10) If you dont win the game you will kill yourself.

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TEN USEFUL

       TIPS

“HOW TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND”

AUTHORS:Fernandez Renata , Salomon Rocio , Martini Oriana

1)If you want to break with him or her you tell the:, it’s not you , it’s me. I hooked up with your brother (or sister).

2)If you ask for borrowed clothes , let him know it’s for another.

3)If he calls you on the phone because he is worried , don’t answer him and go to the Disco.

4)If you see them pretend you don’t know them and cross the street.

5)If them say they love you , run.

6)If you celebrate months together , give them a hat and tell them it’s to cover the horns.

7)If you are having sex , tell them the name of their father or mother.

8)If you go out to dinner , fart and belch.

9)If you want to make him feel bad , put a photo of your ex in your desktop.

10) If you want to humiliate him , put on a thong and take him out to the street.

IF ANY OF THESE TIPS DIDN’T WORK FOR YOU , KILL YOURSELF.

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By Mili & Axel

Ten useful tips about how to survive a unicorn zombie apocalypse

1-      If the unicorns are coming for you, give them grass

2-      If the Unicorn is furious, put Justin Bieber’s music.

3-      If one Unicorn stabs you with his horn, you will turn into a zombie.

4-      If you try to ride one, prepare for the fun part.

5-      If you commit suicide, you won’t turn into one of them.

6-      If the apocalypse starts, go to a EDM Party.

7-      If you adopt one, call him “Cerberus”.

8-      If you need transport, rent a horse.

9-      If you are stressed for the apocalypse, take 16 lines of blow and you’ll be fine.

10-   If you don’t wanna die, praise the devil.

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Funny, wasn't it?
Can you make your own lyrics? Think of the phrases you've learnt in English at school.

Riddle

What's greater than God, more evil than the devil?
Poor people have it.
Rich people don't have it.
If you eat it you'll die.
What is it?